Girls, forget it. Your partner ain’t getting lucky at the club. Nope. The Wize Old Man has been in hundreds of strip clubs and not once has he picked up a exotic dancer. (OK, he did pick up a cocktail waitress once but that could have happened anywhere. Even for that, the owner fired her when he found out!) And, just in case your definition of sex is the same as our former President, that includes oral sex. Heck, even the cigars are just for smoking.

private dances aren’t private. There’s no such thing. Cameras, bouncers, waitresses, general audience can still see what’s going on. A private dances just means it cost more!

On a slow night, an nothing special entertainer at local strip club will pocket $200, on a good night $1000. And, no lie, I’ve seen guys spend over a a luxury car payment on one of the strippers and still go home alone. And you think they’d be interested in your lover? Ha! Frankly, a lot of them would be more interested in another woman than they would be in any man.

An owner of a typical strip club shells out over a million dollars for a building, lights, sound equipment, furniture just to open a club. Then the hassles from local opponents picketing. Local Councilmen crawling all over the place looking for an excuse to shut him down and you’re worried the owner is permitting prostitution. Get a life! Men are visual and like to look. Not much different that buying a DVD, just more expensive! It’s not about you, it’s just the way men are.

Where you should be concerned is if your husband hangs out in one of the local “meet” markets. The Wize Old Man has seen more connections in regular {nightclubs|bars} in one evening that he has in years of going to titty bars.

Don’t believe the WOM? Check it out for yourself and give your man a treat at the same time. Just visit the nearest topless bar with him. Maybe you’ll learn something that can spice up your relationship. And, if you want to be really, really sure, just {ask your man to|have him|encourage him to} grab a dancer’s breast during a table dance… just be prepared to leave immediately after that. But it is an effective way to make sure he can never go back to that club! LOL.

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